Fascinating glimpses into our planet's past and future!
"I traveled far into Earth's future, where all was peace and harmony and everyone was perfect and snotty... They viewed me as some kind of Neanderthal, because my forehead didn't weigh 80 pounds like theirs did, so they chucked me into a cage... We spent four months there, with our keepers treating us as if we were brutal Neanderthals. We tried to convince them we were humans of great sophistication and cultural advancement, just like them, but they weren't buying it. In the end we managed to escape by being brutally Neanderthal and bashing their overdeveloped heads in, getting so excited while we were doing it that we screamed and jumped around like monkeys."
