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The Emmy Award winning writer of 
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     HUMOR NOVELS BY JOHN SWARTZWELDER
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Romance!

"She held me close and whispered in my ear how wonderful I was. Since I'm not wonderful, I was pretty sure this was a trap. So I figured I'd better grope her as much as I could before they sprung the trap. You've got to take what you can get in this life. I read that in a magazine. So I started smearing kisses on her and pawing the front of her dress, trying to get my money's worth before somebody bashed my head in."
Excitement!

"As my exciting story opens, I am being punched in the stomach. But I guess a lot of stories start that way. Most of mine do anyway." *
Fascinating glimpses into our planet's past and future!

"I traveled far into Earth's future, where all was peace and harmony and everyone was perfect and snotty... They viewed me as some kind of Neanderthal, because my forehead didn't  weigh 80 pounds like theirs did, so they chucked me into a cage... We spent four months there, with our keepers treating us as if we were brutal Neanderthals. We tried to convince them we were humans of great sophistication and cultural advancement, just like them, but they weren't buying it. In the end we managed to escape by being brutally Neanderthal and bashing their overdeveloped heads in, getting so excited while we were doing it that we screamed and jumped around like monkeys."
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 "The Time Machine Did It"
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 THE FOLLOWING TITLES ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE:
 
"THE TIME MACHINE DID IT"
"HOW I CONQUERED YOUR PLANET" "THE EXPLODING DETECTIVE"
"DEAD MEN SCARE ME STUPID"
"EARTH VS. EVERYBODY"